Willy Wonka

Willy Wonka is a character from the 2005 movie 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory'. He's awful and I'm going to tell you why.

Why I hate Willy Wonka
I need to make it very apparent that I don't hate Willy Wonka. I specifically hate the character from the 2005 movie 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory', the one played by Johnny Depp. Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka, from the 1971 movie 'Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory'.

gene wilder's willy wonka has an incomparable energy and i could see myself fucking or kinning his willy wonka as opposed to johnny depp's

the 2005 movie isn't even fucking accurate and they changed tonnes of bits and made it weird and it's clear that in that movie willy wonka hates kids and wants the worst for them

whereas in the 1971 movie willy wonka clearly just wants the best for the kids, wants them to realise that they're all bad people and change, even though he says when they leave the factory they will be the 'same rotten eggs' i'm sure he knows deep down that they'll learn from their mistakes

i fucking hate johnny depp his wonka is so weird and i hate him and i want him to die i hope they never make a sequel to that 2005 movie

i can't stress enough that the hatred is only for the 2005 willy wonka and not the 1971 one <3

furthermore the 1971 movie has more charm and originality, plus it's a GOOD musical unlike the 2005 movie which has awful songs

plus they CGI'd in all of the oompa loompas and it was just one guy. imagine how many people could have been hired and instead they just chose one guy

sorry i need to stop talking i could go on for days