Pelican Town



welcome to pelican town we have at least two alcoholics and our crops are great

Tourism
if you visit pelican town there will be no bushes bc shane keeps getting stuck on a singular bush next to harveys

also be prepared for the cliffsides to be littered with empty alcohol cans and bottles because someone can't make his mind up about killing himself

things to do
go to pierres

fuck morris (not in pierres)

fuck your husband

go back to pierres

see the same movie 5 times

forget to process the chicken eggs

panic