Shane

Shane is a character from the video game Stardew Valley. He is one of the newer characters in the kinverse. He is a depressive alcoholic, supposedly in recovery.

Does he fuck? Sources say "fucks but in a really sort of sad way. definitely a pillow princess" This really gives the impression of a completely indifferent yet horribly depressed man lying on a silk pillow while someone cranks him off effortlessly. i simply hate this

Origin
The kin Shane was identified after marrying Shane in Stardew Valley. [REDACTED] used to be alcoholic; he's an asshole, hates the world and most importantly - hates himself.

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